Thursday, July 26, 2018

Wanted: A nanny for two adorable parents

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition 
Please commit, don't split!
Play games, with the kids
You must be kind, you may be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Spare us for naps, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or mean
Teach our kids they mustn't be heard, only seen 
Love us as a son and daughter
And make sure we always drink water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
(Though there might be lizards in your room
Or mould in your tea)
Hurry, Nanny!
Thank you
Sincerely,
Vicky and Sue

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