Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Things Heard around Our House Today

After a night and most of a day tending to an unusually fussy baby.

Person: I'm starting to understand why your mother feels sons are dispensable.

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Trying to mop up leaking breasts yet once more.

Person: Damn, I'm bathed in my own milk. Oh well, at least I'm one up on Cleopatra.

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