While checking mail.
Sue: Do you want to enlarge your penis? I have about 20 different mails here telling you they'll show you how to do it cheap. And it's all herbal.
V: [encouragingly] Why don't you go in for it?
Cuddling at night.
Sue: I love you.
V: [Half asleep] Hmm... me too.
Sue: So we'll call you Rasna from now on, ok?
Sue: You know... I love you Rasna!
[Not surprisingly, this didn't lead to bigger, better, er, happenings that night.]
Cuddling, another night.
Sue: So... [fill in suitable foreplayish talk]
V: Oh and did I tell you, your parents called. [Blah blah]
Sue: [stunned silence]
half an hour later
Sue: As I was saying, [fill in erotic talk once more]
Sue: Oh and I completely forgot to mention, you know, that idiot friend of yours, T, today he [blah blah]
V: [stunned silence]
I know what you're thinking. But it wasn't a deliberate thing. It's just that we both don't know when to just shut up and get on with it.