Wear designer dress.
(Or something like that.) So now I know Shopper's Stop clothes are not for the thinking woman. Because nobody who can claim to be able to function intellectually would find the lines either funny or attractive.
Park Avenue Deodorant
Announce your arrival... from miles away
(Again, I think that's how the words go.) You know what that makes me think? That they are selling cheap, overstrong sprays. The kind that people like me turn their noses up at.