Thursday, February 28, 2008

Foreplay -- V Ishtyle

Sue: Hel-lo! Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

V (in fake sexy voice): Oh, I'm just happy to see you, baby.

[Short pause while he feels around in his pocket.]

V: Er, actually, that was my cell phone.

8 comments:

dipali said...

Wicked:)

Sue said...

Dipali -- Yep. The next lines were,

Sue: I'm going to blog this.

V: I know.

dipali said...

:)

~nm said...

Hahahaha....that was truly wicked!!!

D said...

Lol! The blogging makes up for the disappointment?!

Sue said...

NM -- :)

D -- I never said anything about disappointment. He wasn't lying about being happy to see me, you know! ;)

the mad momma said...

ROFL.

same here. the OA says he thinks 6 times before he opens his mouth because he knows that anything he says can and will be blogged abt.

glamour said...

Interesting to know