Sujatha tagged me this one at least a fortnight ago and since then I've been tagged by Parul, Cee Kay and Itchy. So, here goes:
1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
I wrote about this before, and got mixed responses, but I'm still cool with the idea. When you play with a person who knows the rules, you can both end up having a lot of fun.
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
No. Hate 'em. Unfortunately, I hate panty-lines worse.
3. Does it hurt?
Annoys, more like.
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
We do not act crazy.
5. Does size really matter?
As I've said before elsewhere, I like my cars big and my phones small.
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Afraid so. But if it is that important to you, I'll let you pay.
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
I can get ready for a wedding in ten minutes flat. From scratch. So I'm guessing the reason I've been running late since Jan 22, 2006 must have something to do with V.
8. Do you watch porn, too?
Not with a straight face and only if I can add my own subtitles.
9. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
Why don't you try it and we'll find out? V -- you listening?
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because the mean clothes I own tell me so. Don't you think we should throw them away and mak fransip with new ones? Vicky?
12. Why are you always late?
Because I live with a man who only dresses when it's past the time for us to have been at the place we were going, and we have a baby who decides to re-decorate our living-room with two days' worth of potty 5 min before we leave. 'Nuff said?
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Yes. Do it somewhere else!
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
But I can.
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
Not me. I only started growing mine after I got married.
16. How often do you think about sex?
That's directly proportional to how good it was the last time.
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
18. Would you?
Nope. I need to know how clean a guy is before I sleep with him. So I need to inspect his wardrobe, bedroom and bathroom.
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
I don't think so... Because if I turned into V's mother, I think it would spook him silly.
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Oh yes. And even more whether you'll let me drive it.
22. Do you ever fart?
Not fart exactly. Just gently release the, er, buildup. That's not a fart. No?
I think pretty much everybody has done this tag, so I will start off another one. Itchy, Dipali, Rohini, Wishful Thinker and Mad Momma, take a look at this list and make your own, if you like. Make it for the nearest decade to come.
It's an open tag otherwise, so if anybody else feels like making one, go ahead. Please come and tell me about it!