So my mum walked out of the bathroom a few minutes ago in a new blouse (and old saree, she is only going to the shops) and began grumbling.
Ma: Just look at this blouse. Only got it yesterday and it's already too tight. When I gave these blouses for stitching they were all loose on me.
Me: (catching up on my surfing, so not really paying attention) Hmmm... you really should lose some weight, you know that.
Ma: (continuing to mutter) It's these last 10 kgs that suddenly crept up on me... they've only been on since the baby arrived.
And she is speaking of her grandson, of course.