My Own Place under the Sun
Oh! I got an instant hard-on from that darling!
Shweta -- You can do better, come on.
Did you remember to pay the bill?
Do you think the baby can see us? (Said when pregnant)
Many ...1. You remind me of mom ...2. Are you crying baby? Did i hurt you?3. Wait ... lemme squash that pestering mosquito ... (and spending 5 minutes doing that)4. I know you are thinking about me when you close your eyes ...5. Wait, lemme check if your pet dog is chewing my undies ... (and searching for either the undies or the dog or finding possiblities how both can be in close proximity)Will scan memories and post more later; anyway sue, nice to see yr long-lost pretty face in Plastic's scrapbook and also your cute kid; bhalo thakish!
Tanya -- Heh, good one, but not very effective as a dampner. I should know!Rohini -- Best so far, I think! It completely freaks you out, or at least sidetracks issues more than a little.Anindya -- Pet dog/undies is not bad. Actually, any pet around is a good distraction.
daddy daddy, can i have a lollypop?no i guess not. oh well...
oh here's one!hey, guess what Geriatrix uses to please his hot wife!!
and what's the prize for winning?
V -- Tsk tsk... you're no good at this.I dunno what the prize is. But I guess I'm crowning Rohini winner!
its all funny side a one night stand
Obviously a worse thing to say would be "Happy Birthday Grandpa!"
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