Will somebody buy me Blankets for my birthday? Please?
My first thought, on being informed that I was officially 'banished' from #427 was, man, now how will I ever get to read K's books?
The brother-in-law has a nice collection and I had only got my teeth sunk into the (metaphorical) steam rising off the top of the frothy (metaphorical) foam over the (metaphorical) coffee that is his library.
And that tells you where my priorities lie.